Original Gangsta Name

Ok. I need to post something more upbeat, especially after the post I had last... it was sad but necessary to post because I went through so many emotions reading it.

Stop.

Next post. I'm sure everyone loves their birth names but have you ever wanted to know what your name would be if you were a Gangsta? Well I know you do and so do I. Recently, I came across a site called "The Original Gangsta Name Generator". I thought it was so cute and for some reason I was really curious as to what my OG name would be...
Let's give it a try.

Name: Rougeyar
Original Gangsta Name: Mercedes-Rollin Guatemalan

ah what the hell.. I just want to play around with a few more guys.

• Name: neil
• Original Gangsta Name: Old Dirty Baller
• Name: Jouvan
• Original Gangsta Name:Head Bitch (I swear jo!! I'm not calling you that it just really came up as that!!)
• Name: Kelly (thats you levers!)
• Original Gangsta Name: Gun Doggy Dung Beetle
• Name: Alana
• Original Gangsta Name: Rotten Hoopti Rida
• Name: Elliot
• Original Gangsta Name: Stanky Left-Hand Retardo (Again, I didn't come up with this. Don't shoot the messenger!)
• Name: Rocco
  
• Original Gangsta Name:Cow-tippin Lumpynutz (That is soo not true. Rocco don't cry.)
  
• Name: Peezy
  
• Original Gangsta Name: Sweet Ass Bitch

Ha ha.. that was fun, especially when you've had a few glasses of wine. k.
If you want to give this a roll, go to http://gangstaname.com/

Good night Earthlings!