Open Season
Today is a great day. It's the opening on the highly anticipated "Open Season" movie starring my favorite little character Mr. Weenie. Who's Mr. Weenie? What is open season you ask? Well if you've been sleeping under a rock then let me shed some light on this amazing little character (who also happens to resemble my boys Rocco and Peezy!). The story: In "Open Season," a grizzly bear named Boog (voice of Martin Lawrence) has a sweet set-up in the town of Timberline. He lives in the garage of a nice young ranger named Beth (Debra Messing), who adopted him years before. She's provided him with a bed, a personalized food bowl, a TV and a nighttime ritual capped by "The Teddy Bears' Picnic" song. One day, after Beth and Boog have done their little song-and-dance act for the tourists, Boog frees a deer named Elliot (Ashton Kutcher) who's lashed to the hood of a hunter's truck. He may be missing an antler, but it turns out he's n...